January 2010
31 posts
Too many humaniacs in Spring Shopping mall now-.-
HOME ALONE
Everybody’s out and I’m left nothing but to pamper my ass in front of this laptop.
NONE TO TALK TO. Nobody interesting is online. Such unfortunate me. Meh.
Yeahhh. Saw him on the paper this morning. My maid thought somebody died when she heard me screaming. Well, literally. I shrieked most of the time. Ummm I love it when he smiles better :) Fierce look is disturbing. Meanwhile the...
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look what i've found!
zulprettyuglylaiqha:
fakyeahwaneey:
zulprettyuglylaiqha:
ooooooo! i remember this pic. i think it was last year. waneey just got back China and going back to Malaysia. She and her sisters spotted 3 korean. Siblings. and they are like really hot. they told me that the middle guy and curly hair guy is really hot. hahha. wow weee. how lucky. how i wish i can spot a korean guy. booo. BOO! And...
look what i've found!
zulprettyuglylaiqha:
ooooooo! i remember this pic. i think it was last year. waneey just got back China and going back to Malaysia. She and her sisters spotted 3 korean. Siblings. and they are like really hot. they told me that the middle guy and curly hair guy is really hot. hahha. wow weee. how lucky. how i wish i can spot a korean guy. booo. BOO! And maybe i should work at the KLIA airport...
Let it rain
I love Fridays. I definitely do. So its like TGIF of the year.
Starting from next Friday, Im not gonna walk in between Beverly, Yvonne and Azzy without Zulaiqha’s presence because umm I feel insulted. Being shortest is not very pleasant. Hence, I’ll walk up front like some corny double dwarves (only beardless). Nahh I’m not that tiny, neither fun sized. Frankly I’m only...
WRECK
My mind is so stuffed now that I am idealess where to start. Things arent going as they are supposed to be, as planned. Its either gravity ran away or my being is ladeedadeeda effortless.
I guess its between you and me now mr.cowcrap who turns fucked up. Awesome’s not swinging. How depressive.
Hello spooky perverted strangers,
• stop dropping msgs in my facebook inbox.
• stop sending...
THE BULLY
Ryan : Wah long time no see amoi. Where you go?
Waneey : Amoi again. Go where what?
Ryan : You 3 days absent le. Where you go? Ponteng ha??
Waneey : Idiosos. Look la [showing injection marks and plaster scars on both hands]
Ryan : My goodness what happen?? Walao. Dahsyat. Like kena dera komunis one. [laughs and points scars]
Waneey : I was admitted in the hospital noob.
Ryan : Hospital where? Hospital gila there?? [laughs]
Waneey : No you lame ass. Normah. It has something to do with my left bone here. Long story lah! Go away. I dont feel like talking to you. [arms him]
Ryan : Whats wrong with your bone? Cacat isit??
Waneey : RYAANN! Gago lah you. I said go away! [pushes him away from desk]
Ryan : Eeee no friend liao. No more arrange money with you. Cacat bone.[faking sob and walks away]
(The next day.)
Harry : [runs and panting]
Waneey : [??]
Harry : Eh teacher already come ha??
Waneey : Yep. Get in class la wei.
Harry : Dont tell Ryan I go ah!
Waneey : [shooks head and listens nad talking while walking]
Ryan : [waves hand right on the face]
Waneey : What lah you. [carries on listening to nad talking]
Ryan : What what??
Waneey : [continues walking]
Ryan : Oi amoi, where's harry ah??
Waneey : Uh how should I know? And mdm azlin's in class already.
Ryan : Oh. Where he go ah. Eh where you going??
Waneey : Toilet obviously! Elsewhere. [keeps walking]
Ryan : [laughs] Amoi! Why you walk like that! So cute like ugly duckling one!
Waneey : [groans] Jealousy!
Ryan : Oh yeah, your bone cacat ho! I forgot liao.
Waneey : [groans heavily and yells] RYAAANNN!!! [smacks him]
Ryan : [laughs and runs away]
MACAM MACAMS
1 week post-poned :
• Dance training
• Give out fliers
• Senior meeting
• Roadshow
• Form 1 recruitement meeting
“We can’t start anything until you are fully recovered biegirl. We dont want to be responsible if anything ever happen to you again.”- Mdm Azlin
Great timing dear pathetic bone. Why did you have to act up? Now everything’s delayed because of you....
My whole body is exhausted and complete low batteried. I just got home from yolly’s and the partay was awesome (thank you B!). Until my bone is hurting again after partying too hard but I couldnt be bothered. (Until I forgot to take my medications. Papa’s gonna murder me if he finds out)
Thankyou GG for sending me back home but I so hate you boys for smoking in the car. My hair smells...
I am so stuffed with hate now. Yes, I’m a hater at the moment to everything and everyone, even you taeyang. I despise every single detail from tiny dust to galaxy. Don’t ask why. I just feel like it.
Shuddup. This is not pms. If it were to be one, shits will turn fucked up then two planets will collide. Now I feel like laughing. So, hahahahahaha.
I had fallen asleep soundly awhile...
“Surprisingly, it has been 4days. I need you 3 cheers, go to hell joy-killers....”
– State of Mind
GROANS
Ugh its hurting again. I admit I’m a huge chicken-whore for this part but frankly speaking, who would want to make a return to Normah to have a surgery appointment? I hope my surgen doctor is still stuck in his circle of confusion trying to figure out what’s the real problem here. I think I needta eat calciyummm (whatsoever it is called) to strengthen my bones so I won’t have to...
Zulaiqha : Xer Dak! My friend likes you as in friend to friend. She praise you.
Xer Dak : Oh really kah? *nods nods*
Zulaiqha : Yes. She said you very positive thinking one.
Cannidia : What what what what??
Zulaiqha : My friend, praise Xer Dak.
Cannidia : Waaaaaaa! So jealous! Who ler??
Shazzy : Hahahahaha
Zulaiqha : Haiya waneey la. You remember waneey right? She praise him la!
Cannidia : Waaaaaa! Walao! Waneey ka?? Even more jealous!!!
Zulaiqha : -.-"
Shazzy & Xer Dak : Hahahahahahahhahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA bloody cannidia and his sense of humourrrrrrrrr. I'll praise you too when we meet and do our high 5 again la k. loserrrr(:
Shortcut To Death
Its 2.10pm at the moment before I finish typing. Oh world why are you so boring today and let me suffer like this. I have nothing to waste time of except for my eyes glued on screen. I have not taken my shower yet but I did take my breakfast to the concernful ones : papa,mama and Doctor Mat, Doctor B, Doctor Lim & Doctor Harith. I have taken my medicines. I’ll have it in my tummy...
Should I keep my fringe longer and to not chop it off again for the time being? Because you know, I’m really sick of 1st unacceptable impressions from humaniacs saying my kid-look makes me not show my real age with my fringe and this short straight cut. I may be mentally 5 but pls, not my look. I just dont take it as a compliment one tiny bit. So for now, I feel like leaving it alone...
Papa : Bie?
Waneey: ...
Papa : Baby?
Waneey : Mmm?
Papa : Come here urut papa please.
Waneey : Tunggu.
(5 minutes later)
Papa : Bie?
Waneey : Okay tunggu tunggu. Still download something.
(5 minutes later)
Papa : Bie girl urut my head first. Kelak online again. I'm dying here. Heavy headache.
Waneey : Wait hold on. Almost finish.
(2minutes later)
Papa : Baby, if you dont come here right this instant, I'm going to take away your..
Waneey : Ok ok ok ok I'm coming! Papa koh.
( 3 hours later)
Mama : Baby girl! [calling from upstairs]
Waneey : ...
Mama : Bie!
Waneey : ...
Mama : Baby girl! Bie!
Waneey : ...
Mama : Nur Syazwani binti Mohammad Safri!!
Waneey : [takes off earphone & trying to listen sharply]
Mama : BABY GIRL!
Waneey : Apa ma?
Mama : Naik atas!
Waneey : Haihh why?
Mama : Papa's calling you.
Waneey : [groans]
So today was.. nevermind.
I fell asleep again during Mdm Lily’s boring talk on the new grading system in SPM but not when Mdm Patricia delivered hers. She reminds me alot of either Mr. Ang or Dr.Chai with her funny actions and small demonstrations on stage. She was showing off her son’s graduation photo on the LCD screen and started babbling about how folks would get proud to show off...
“I tell you people ah, do not smooting. You are still very young boys and girls....”
– Dr. Chai (delivering a talk during the orientation)
Waneey : What? Dude apa smooting?
Shazzy : Say what? Smooting?
Waneey : I heard him saying smooting and damn some lungs.
Shazzy : I pekak ok.
Dr. Chai : … like you buy 1 rokok I tell you can …...
OMG!! YOU!!
Words to say from every lips in school this morning when they had a small 'reunion'. Some hugged, screamed, shook hands and buhblabuhbla. I had the school spirit this morning, don't laugh cause its true, I instantly woke up at 5.30am sharp after my maid knocked on my door. Twice, though. Its regular 5-10. So hurray for me.
I reached school at 6.45am after alerting friends through phone calls/texts to leave home so we could meet up in time and wouldnt get lost for no reason. I met Shazzy and Een sitting at the bench near canteen where our usual meetup point is and on the very 1st day of school, they brought phones just so to exhange celebrity crush images. 5 seconds later, zulaiqha came. Then Sarini & Yanti in 2 minutes after and Nad showed up with her cheery mood saying hi from miles away. We hung out there until 7.10am then off to the school's hall. We were divided into groups for a 1 week orientasion. I was with shazzy since we're in the same Group 5. Zulaiqha was with Yvonne and Beverly in Group 10. Yanti Group 1, Sarini Group 9, Nazira & Nad in Group 6 and Een got in to Group 8.
I met everybody! well no, not clearly, entirely 'everybody' i mean persons I'd want to meet so bad since Ive missed them throughout the holidays and some just a bump-intos.
# I spot Beverly at the front hall. We didnt sccream! we shrieked and jumped up & down while hugging. Gosh ive missed herrrrrrrr
# Kimmy had her fringe cut. Looks extra prettier!
# Jazzlyn no slightly change but she is getting taller somehow. I mean I dont think i shrunk or anything.
# Dhara and her hilariousness. Hope to see you as a classmate again you sweet sweet idioottt (her very favourite word).
# and ohhmygod Ing Yuen blacken her hair that I nearly couldnt recognise her while Elaine straighthen her hair which explains why it looks longer. heh
# Moses is a poser and annoying as usual. Never gets enough of his own harassment. Oh, he did the genji hairstyle. prasan
# I only got to see Elisha from the back. He was too far apart for me to bully him and I miss it. lychee lychee lol.
# Azman's hair grown good. He's been always bald so I thought it was fake. He has this Tun Jugah kind. sooooo yeah.
# Afiq is so tanned. Same here buddy.
# I could hear Yew Kwong's "YESS!!" across the hallroom though he was in Group 1. Back in the days he loved answering teachers with his quote "YESS!!". Im gonna miss him and that funny apek accent!
I could make a longer list but heck I kinda failed persuading my lazyass. Awesome swings in February, hopefully. I had a light breakfast with Beverly, Michelle and Crystal. Dayyum you Crystal, I never get tired of your chelsea slash harper attitude. I love her cause she talks and makes no sense at all but always got a point. Smart. haha.
"All people do nowadays is fancying these koreans. I wonder if them koreans even admirer Malaysians and the undergrounds. like OMG!! SITI NURHARLIZA!!" - Crystal. her melody talk is cool I swear.
I dont think I can hang out with her too much cause all I do is laughing and shakes the world. So is Darethy, damn raven's clone. Umm i wonder where were the others. Im keen to meet them tomorrow or maybe the day after or the next day. Oh Mr. Ang was nutty and I love him. Believe it. Mdm Lily was boring. Her speech made me fly to dreamland. Games were fun but the group wasnt supportive (sad sad people). Principle or best known as Ayahanda was.. prideful.
Umm hoping for another amazinatic day until the rest of the week before pressure starts attacking my slowpoke brain for disfunctioning in several months. Oh sorry I forgot your name Jacqueline! I got all mixed up. heh. (Thank you nametags!)
PS. I hate our temporary name tag god dammit-.-
December 2009
112 posts
“HAPPY NEW YEAR :) Lets kick off 9 and place in 10! Have a blast everybody.”
– Waneey Safri